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We are the Knights of Cydonia. If your a member, nice to see you, if you aren't, feel free to join at www.kingdomofloathing.com .

OUR CREED

No one's gonna take me alive

Now's the time to make things right.

You and I must fight for our rights

You and I must fight to survive

Our allies

Sweet Hot Indian Tea

Our members and allies have stores

Shady Sam's Emporium of Somewhat Questionable Items

This site isn't done

Sorry, for all you who wan to learn more on our clan, but this site just isn't done